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NCAA Football Funnies
A review of the REAL 2019 College Football Season; not the plays and the scores but the stuff that really matters, the stuff that keeps you watching year after year through the heartbreak.
Salt
A poem by Chris
Johnny Bravo and Cacio E Pepe
Check out this easy delicious recipe to help all you fellas up your cooking game and become men of fine cuisine. Gossip Girl wants you to get that second date.
Letter from the Editor: Almost Friday's 1 Year Anniversary
A letter from the editor reflecting on 1 year of Almost Friday.
EXTREME 🤘☠️🤘 Couponing
Resident Extreme Couponer Artur Lukin shares insider tips from years on the cutting edge of the craft. Get ready to SAVE baby!
Y'all Ever Dream?
Almost Friday’s resident dream expert, Alaina Spencer, shares some of her dreams and attempts to interpret what the mysterious messages might mean.
Chios
A story from Moria, Greece’s largest refugee camp.
A Letter To The ACLU
A Letter of Utmost Importance from a true bro.
My Life in Don Quixote Sketches by Salvador Dali
Experience a day in the life of Stephen Moreno through Don Quixote sketched by Salvador Dali.
Summer Musings
Summer is a dream, read about it from someone who does it the best.
Delicious and Nutritious: 3 Square Meals That Will Make You A Better Person
Quick delicious and healthy meals for the on the go lifestyle
Sit Outside, Idiots.
Go outside.
Fear and Trembling in Flavortown
Does Guy Fieri actively choose to maintain his signature platinum blonde ‘do? Or is he imprisoned by his own self-made brand identity, trapped below a crown of frosted tips? Genevieve Poist takes us to the bottom of those brunette roots to tell us what the answer might mean for our own lives.
Jack Keith's Amazon Affiliate Buyer's Guide Vol. I: Summer Grilling
You wouldn’t think you’d need a $3000 sword to throw a decent barbecue, but Jack Keith KNOWS you do. Check out how to throw the perfect summer BBQ with Jack Keith’s first Amazon Affiliate Buyer’s guide, which will probably not get you arrested.
Product Review: TUSHY
Imagine a world where famine, homelessness, prejudice, natural disasters, murder, and CO2 emissions do not exist. If this is a world that you could be down to live in, then saddle up and read on partner.
Your next MOOD
Its your friendly neighborhood fit god DARREN and I have just come back from a vacation to Sante Fe and am never coming back. Due to contractual arrangements with my cat’s groomer however I must be present on the internet at least twice a year so we might as well make the best of it